medical condition on the campaign trail? He's the picture of metabolic syndrome, probably has hypertension and high cholesterol like most people his age. We know he takes stimulants and guzzles caffeinated drinks. He loves fast food and he hates to exercise. A stroke or heart attack is certainly plausible sequelae to that lifestyle.

But I'm pretty sure he'd say the democrats tried to take him out. And I'm pretty sure most of his dummies will believe that.