It’s like the entire fantasy kingdom, and its wannabe subjects, reflect His Orangeness’ epic narcissistic personality disorder. A key feature of that malady is that whenever anything goes wrong, it’s absolutely everyone’s fault but the narcissistic disorder sufferers’.

Yeah, good ol’ heavy D is just a victim of circumstances completely beyond his control, and of course mysterious nefarious forces out to get him. Particularly true when Trumpistan’s feeling a little embarrassed for its leap to hero worship of ol’ Ron. That was an epic piece of poor judgement, so of course, as usual, it’s somebody else’s fault.

One can only hope you all do a better job of teaching personal responsibility to your kids.