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southdenverhoo

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God created the men and women who created the vaccines.


As I read elsewhere it's like the guy on his roof in the flood, waiting for Jesus to save him. He declines a ride from a guy in a canoe, saying "No thanks, Jesus is gonna save me!" The procedure repeats itself a dozen times, with a windsurfer, a fishing boat, every waterborne conveyance you can imagine, all the while the water is rising until, as he's on the very apex of his roof, Elon Musk comes up in a solar battery powered submarine. No go, dude's waiting for Jesus, he promised he'd come.

Finally the water crests the apex of his roof and he's carried away and drowns.

When he gets to Heaven he makes a beeline for Our Savior and demands to know why he didn't answer his prayers and come get him.

But I did, Jesus says. I came to you as a canoeist. I came to you as a windsurfer. I came to you as a fisherman--thought you'd get that one, a fisher of men, remember? I came to you as a bunch of Tulane frat boys on a pontoon party boat, I even came to you as Elon Musk. You turned me down every time.

So, Ron Johnson is that guy on the roof. The vaccine is God trying, unsuccessfully it appears, to get him on a fucking boat.

(CREDIT to www.wonkette.com)

(In response to this post by HptHokie)

Posted: 01/04/2022 at 6:19PM



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