Seriously.

But your response brings up an actual interesting point so I will give it a real answer. Are you right about the lawsuits?

There has been a lot of literature written recently whether you can sue Equifax (or other large organizations) due to forced arbitration clauses that restrict class action status or other contractual waivers of liability. When corporations get large enough so that you have to deal with them (like Equifax or Comcast), you will likely have waived your litigation rights in the contract. So if you are arguing that litigation keeps large corporations in line, I am not convinced because suits won't actually be brought or can't be brought. If you really do believe in the power of litigation, then you should strictly construe waivers of liability and support class action.

For the government, you can still sue under the FEderal Tort Claims Act which waives some sovereign immunity. I know enough about that area of the law to know it is complicated, so I don't know whether the OPM hack or the Colorado River incidents are included. It is also different depending on the level of government. Cities are sued all of the time (recent cases are wrongful death claims from police shootings and all the money Joe Arapaio caused his county to pay out). So while its complicated, it is wrong to think you can't sue the government.

And even if you can't sue the government, there is another remedy: the ballot box.

But I generally agree with you about the problem of bigness. It is not really a government vs private sector problem. The problem is when either gets too big