All of this sexual deviancy is people making immoral choices. Some people just want to be freaks, don'tcha know? And if we start condoning it, well, then everyone will want to do it. Soon enough we won't ever have enough straights left to keep up the population, and then we truly will be doomed.

Oh, and every straight male is salivating at the opportunity to dress up like a chick and do some peeping.

We are all irretrievably sinful, and only the threat of the big stick keeps us in line.