Actual conversation I had with a clerk this morning
Her: Where would you live if you were homeless?
Me: Umm....
Her: If I'm ever homeless and go missing, look in the graveyard. You're safer there than with the thugs in New York. Plus, the thugs are scared to go in the graveyard.
Me: Are you voting for Trump?
Her: Yeah, how'd you know?
Me: Just a hunch.
NOTE: We live nowhere near New York.
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Posted: 03/16/2016 at 09:09AM