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"There are no Jews in Borneo, you moolyak"


One of my favorite dialogues from my favorite comedy of all time:

Cliff Clavin: [in comparison to a Jewish bris] The original rites of passage started with the jungle tribes down there in Borneo.

Norm Peterson: Yeah?

Cliff Clavin: When the young jungle tribal lad was on the brink of puberty, they'd bring him forward and take out this large sharpened clam shell...

Sam Malone: Oh, no, no, no don't tell me...

Cliff Clavin: ...they would fill it with dip, pass it around with the hors d'oeuvres...

Sam Malone: Oh.

Cliff Clavin: ...then they'd take these two big jagged rocks in there...

Norm Peterson: Cliffy, Cliff, Cliff...

Cliff Clavin: ...and bang them together to call in the tribes out of the hills, you know. Then the witch doctor stepped up with this long sharpened bamboo staff...

Sam Malone: Oh, here it comes.

Cliff Clavin: ...and shoved it into the ground, hung a flag on it and they danced around it, pretty much, until they dropped, really.

Sam Malone: Oh, wait... When do they circumcize the kid?

Cliff Clavin: What do you mean circumsize? There are no Jews in Borneo, you moolyak.

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Posted: 02/16/2016 at 2:13PM


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