Sometimes we do bad stuff we wish we hadn’t and we need a lawyer. sometimes we want to be do bad stuff and we need a lawyer. Sometimes we want to do stuff that is absolutely fine and should be simple but because of bad people
Searching for loopholes, we need a lawyer. Sometimes we want to do something that is a little more complicated, but still seems fine, but the complications exist because of bad people trying to do bad things, so, you guessed it, we need a lawyer.
I’ll always harbor a nagging regret that I didn’t go to law school. I interacted with many lawyers over the years who told me that’s what I should’ve done that I should’ve been a lawyer. I only had to punch one before I understood that was intended as a compliment.

Just kidding guys