I always have pictured you as a grumpy middle-aged white man (or woman) confidently and loudly bleating out your self-assured “facts” from the comfort of your worn faux leather recliner.

But now you’ve gone and correctly used “rekt”, a drunk gaming word born in the bowels of 4Chan. I’m not surprised that you might frequent 4Chan, but I never suspected you to be a gamer. My whole visual has been corrupted.

Oh well, I’m just a newt living in my damp garage.