More like:

Hamas: “we want Palestine back.

Israel: “God gave us this land, so you can move to Lebanon

Hamas: well fuck you then. We can’t fight you conventionally, so we’ll kidnap civilians or sucker kids into blowing themsleves up to take you with them

Israel: OK, it’s your lucky day. Some of our libbrulz keep saying we need to find a way to coexist. How about we give you this walled in slum that we reserve the right to blockade and cut off your water and power when you get out of line, and you can kinda sorta have the West Bank, but our settlers may show up and throw Molotov cocktails at your house if they decide they want to live there…and we won’t do anything about it. And if your security forces do, we’ll consider it an act of war. It’ll be a lot like having your own country, but maybe more like being on house arrest.”

Hamas: that’s kinda how we got into power, so thanks!

Israel: if you don’t like it, we’ll turn your walled in slum into a giant parking lot

Hamas: well, maybe we’ll abduct some Israeli college students and put them all in buildings you want to destroy.

Rinse, repeat.

[Post edited by WahooRQ at 10/23/2023 8:50PM]