‘Zelensky Begs Congress - Moves them To Tears’ …….. 🐝 🐝 🐝

KYIV—In a stirring address to members of Congress from war-torn Kyiv, Ukrainian President Zelensky begged America’s elected representatives to bring back Trump.
“As I witness the Ukrainian people fight day and night, here in our darkest hour, I beg of you to do the right thing for our country and for our world; bring back President Donald Trump,” said Zelensky through an interpreter who could not hold back sobs of emotional catharsis. “Make right the wrongs you exacted on our world in allowing a rigged election to dethrone the greatest leader in history.”
For a moment, the members of Congress sat in thoughtful silence, aside from a frothy, hissing sound emanating from somewhere near Senator Mitt Romney’s seat.
The courageous—and suddenly sort of handsome—President of Ukraine then invoked a famous line from a speech given by Trump, the same speech that cemented the 45th U.S. President as the greatest orator of all time: “People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me.”
Moved to tears, Congress unanimously vowed to their Ukrainian ally to bring back Donald Trump, make America great again, and save the world.
Zelensky ended his address with the heartfelt plea, “Help me, Donald Trump, you’re my only hope.”

Posted: 03/16/2022 at 10:48PM

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‘Zelensky Begs Congress - Moves them To Tears’ …….. 🐝 🐝 🐝 -- Mr Wahoo 03/16/2022 10:48PM

Darn! We're going to bring back trump....all over this war. Shit ** -- CAVern 03/17/2022 02:38AM

.** -- WaxHoo 03/16/2022 11:03PM

Idiot - Its a cut and paste from ‘Babylon Bee’ - Same as ‘The Onion’ ** -- Mr Wahoo 03/16/2022 11:13PM

This is like saying Ryno is same as Cobert. BB typically not that funny. ** -- JohnHoo2 03/16/2022 11:31PM

I find all humor that runs counter to my narrative is unfunny. ** -- ResistHoo 03/17/2022 07:26AM

Hmmm. An apt analogy if I ever met one. ** -- Shenhoo 03/16/2022 11:35PM

And I’m supposed to know that how? ** -- WaxHoo 03/16/2022 11:15PM

Usually you can tell by the stupidity of the premise, and how un-Onionlike -- southdenverhoo 03/17/2022 07:40AM

It’s like the Onion, but written by Regent flunkies instead of Harvard -- WahooRQ 03/17/2022 08:31AM

Moar stoopid and un-onionlike than what some MAGAts post here? Unpossible. ** -- WaxHoo 03/17/2022 08:24AM

Sadly, most of the Trumpanzee lunatics who pollute this board are dead -- WahooRQ 03/17/2022 10:18AM

Doesn’t make them less stoopid or un-Onionlike ** -- WaxHoo 03/17/2022 1:33PM

By recognizing the sheer lunacy and parody - instead of knee jerk reactions ** -- Mr Wahoo 03/16/2022 11:17PM

What, with all the crazy Trumpists posting here? Hoo can tell?** -- WaxHoo 03/16/2022 11:44PM

LOL ** -- Mr Wahoo 03/16/2022 11:46PM

Pretty sure it was an attempt at something lighthearted. -- Shenhoo 03/16/2022 11:10PM

God forbid he ever watches SNL ** -- Mr Wahoo 03/16/2022 11:15PM

Or that I should read the Babylon Bee, for that matter. But still.... -- Shenhoo 03/16/2022 11:17PM

I do. What’s that got to do with your post ** -- WaxHoo 03/16/2022 11:17PM

I mean, Their tag line is -‘Fake News You Can Trust’ - ** -- Mr Wahoo 03/16/2022 11:25PM

If that’s meant to be humorous it missed the mark imo ** -- WaxHoo 03/16/2022 11:13PM

Whereupon Lard Tub said, "I'll need a favor first." ** -- Shenhoo 03/16/2022 10:50PM

ROFL ** -- Mr Wahoo 03/16/2022 10:53PM

.** -- WaxHoo 03/16/2022 11:08PM