However, I personally find the image of it being suggested that you take your lasagna and your dog into the garage to eat while the non-pathetic members of your family enjoy a respectable Christmas dinner pretty damn funny. (For the sake of safetyof course)

Perhaps a nice Virginia ham paired with their favorite local wine imbibed over pleasant conversation made all the more enjoyable being spared the depressing spectacle of you and your over-the-hill-single-guy-Hey-look-at-me-I-can-cook-loser delicacy lasagna.

Not to mention your mind-numbing stupidity which is constantly on full display in your posts which at first glance come off as ignorant and pathetic to the point of pitiful. Except upon closer examination it appears in your mind you think you've crafted some sort of biting satire from the lamentable details of your home life in your puerile way. I especially liked the whole "holiday" usage throughout and when you threw in "party pooper" at the end there, wow. You're like a modern-day Voltaire...if he was a brain-damaged no-talent virgin, but I digress.

Please keep wasting space and time with your stupid non-political posts concerning the details of your sad personal life. We all find them informative and thought-provoking. Even if that only thought is how sorry I feel for your family during the Holidays. And your poor dog all the time. Hang in there Winston!



[Post edited by Hoocinogenic at 12/26/2020 08:22AM]