Of course you take yourself and this cesspool way too seriously. I would suggest you go back and re-read (without hyperventilating this time) your exchange with SDH from this afternoon, who pointed out these exact same thing to you. Or not, I don’t really care.

Silly non sequiturs about my handle notwithstanding, you have a very “interesting” attitude about women. Here’s a pro tip for you- most women actually have senses of humor. They often joke about things that would make my golf group blush...and they certainly don’t need a middle aged white dude living with his parents looking out for their well-being, and protecting their delicate sensibilities...