He always hands off shit when it's politically risky and he has no clue what to do. I suppose I should be thankful that my wife at least gives me a plan to follow each day. I can't even understand what that immigrant Melania is saying half the time!

When will I find time to get back to the important stuff like advising on gay conversion therapy, attending international funerals, sitting expressionless at meetings or speeches, drafting a new anti-flag-burning bill, and winning the War on Christmas?