I am.

So I wrote a quick script which will remove the troll post and all posts that feed the troll. Tested in Chrome, but it should be compatible with all modern browsers.

In chrome, install Tampermonkey extension.
In Tampermonkey, copy, paste, save the following script. Poof!! Gone for good.

// ==UserScript==
// @name Troll Removal
// @namespace TrollRemoval
// @description Removes the troll posts
// @include http*://virginia.sportswar.com/message_board/soapbox*
// @version 1
// @grant none
// @run-at document-end
// @require http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.min.js
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';

$("div.mbThreadText:contains('Hokieesith')" ).parent().remove();
})();